No Nuance Career Advice

A follower on social asked me recently what career advice I would give based off their midheaven. Here’s a quick roundup of advice, no nuance style — just for fun.

Aries
You’re here to start shit — probably more than one thing. Get to it. You can burn down your obstacles or yourself, which is it going to be?

Taurus
It’s okay to want beauty and power. The more unapologetic about it you are, the better. The world needs both beauty and comfort, and your’re stubborn enough to make it happen.

Gemini
You’re here to yap. stop being shy about it. There will probably be many “its” for you to yap about. Your brain and mouth won’t shut up, so you might as well get paid.

Cancer
You need an emotionally supportive and nurturing environment. Start there. Think about meeting your needs before you rush off to meet someone else’s.

Leo
You’re here to shine, but be sure to have something of substance to say. People can smell inauthenticity a mile away, so go all in on you, no matter how weird it feels.

Virgo
Get paid to boss people around, but be sure to learn how to delegate and have fun. Nobody else has your standards. Embrace your exactness and get paid for it.

Libra
It’s okay to  take a risk and have a controversial take. You have to stand for something and you literally cannot please everyone — so please yourself.

Scorpio
Do the weird thing, get hella good at it and don’t feel bad about keeping your secrets close to the chest. Your obsessions are where you shine above all.

Sagittarius
If it’s not working, change your environment. Find the people who can see your big vision and help bring it to life.

Capricorn
You’re not bossy, you’re the boss. If you put in the work, you’ll get there.

Aquarius
Lean into the big brain, futuristic ideas, but don’t forget where you come from. You march to the beat of your own drum. Find the people that will happily dance along.